(Verse 1)
I got the skinniest
Prettiest body
In the whole-wide world
Every boy in town
Wants me to be there girl

But I rather wanna
Hang out
On the coach
(inhaling airbreeze)

Grease me up with
Loafs of spinach
And I'll eat myself
In one minute
(yeah, yeah)

(Verse 2)
Then I'll pass out
In the largest orgasm
In the galaxy

That's just me
That's my secret
And my body
Isn't sacred
Don't be jealous
Or offended
(no)
I just love myself so much
That I don't even have to touch (x5)

Thats my secret, thats my secret
(you wanna buy it) x 2