[JOE]
My week isn't seven days
It's one heaven day with you:

On Monday I begin to get lonely
Tuesday I begin to get blue
And Wednesday I'm a jittery Joe
'Cause the time goes so slow
I don't mind stating
I hate this waiting!

All day Thursday, Friday
I'm just not fit to live with
Saturday I'm just fit to be tied
Then suddenly Sunday
Comes the one day I long for
The one day I'm strong for
And I end my week starry-eyed
And oh, so weak at your side

[GLORIA, spoken]
Nice display you got here, Joe
Monday
Tuesday

(sung)
And Wednesday, I'm a jittery Jill
Wondering whether I will
Go on debating
Or go on waiting
[JOE]
All day Thursday, Friday
I'm just not fit to live with
Saturday I'm just fit to be tied
Then suddenly Sunday
Comes the one day I long for
The one day I'm strong for
And I end my week starry-eyed
And oh, so weak at your side

[GLORIA, spoken]
Joe, you can pick me up around six tonight.