[ENSEMBLE]
Morale is the gal that you're fond of
Morale is the pal at your side
It's the smile you are wearing
The buck you are sharing
It's your hometown filled with pride

Morale isn't fireworks and speeches
Morale has to start at the start
It's here, it's there
It's everywhere but nowhere
Unless it's in your heart

[BILL realizes he's marching with the women.]

[BILL, spoken]
No! Ali!

[ALI, spoken]
I'll fix it. 

[BILL disappears in a puff of smoke and reappears with a rifle marching with the men.]

[MAN, spoken]
Company halt!
[?]
[?]
[BILL, spoken]
Sally! Sally, look at me!

[SALLY, spoken]
Bill! Bill!

[BILL, spoken]
Sally!

[ALI flirts with LUCILLA.]

[LUCILLA, spoken]
I beg your pardon!

[SALLY, spoken]
You still think I'm dependable and intelligent?

[BILL, spoken]
No, I think you're dumb and beautiful. But I love you. 

[SALLY, spoken]
That's what a girl likes to hear. 

[POLICEMAN, spoken]
Get a load of this draft card, Joe. Born February 12, 852 B.C. 
[JOE, spoken]
Do you know what the penalty is for giving wrong information to your draft board?

[ALI, spoken]
Well, if you don't believe me, ask my father. 

[JOE, spoken]
Oh, come on. 

[MAN, spoken]
Company, ten hut!
Right shoulder, ho!
Forward, ho!

[ALI disappears in a puff of smoke.]

[POLICEMAN]
Hey, where'd he go?

[JOE]
Don't ask me. You had your hands on him the same as I did. 

[SALLY & ENSEMBLE]
Morale has to start at the start
It's here (It's here), it's there (It's there)
It's everywhere but nowhere
Unless it's in your heart
[LUCILLA & ENSEMBLE]
Unless it's in your heart