[ENSEMBLE]
We sing the praise of Mapleton High
Each heart is filled with loyalty
And for our school we'll do or we'll die
And reach the goal of victory
Oh, Alma Mater Mapleton High
Your bounty is on every hand
And while we live we'll never deny
No finer school is in the land

(spoken)
Le, la, les!
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(sung)
La la la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la la

And now a Mapleton High girl is to be married
Liza Elliott is marrying Kendall Nesbitt
They should be very happy

[BOY, spoken]
And now they're buying the ring. 
[GIRL, spoken]
But why is Liza hеsitant?

[ENSEMBLE]
Shall it be with emeralds
Or shall it bе with diamonds?

[MEN]
Randy Curtis!
Flame of the celluloid
A precious amalgam of Frank Merriwell
Anthony Eden
And Lancelot!
Randy Curtis!

[WOMEN]
Forty million women see him every week

[MEN]
Randy Curtis!

[WOMEN]
And forty million women love him
In Kansas, in Patagonia, in Hollywood itself
He is a man every woman wants
[RANDY, spoken]
Darling, at last!