[CAPTAIN VALENTINE]
What are you coming for
Into my private boudoir
Disturbing the sleep of a lady
An innocent one?
So sorry, the solider replied
I'll honorably step outside
I meant no offense in the least
And 'twas only in fun

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Up spake the lady demure
If fun and not robbery, sir
Is what you intend then
Perchance and perhaps you may stay?
Nay, nay I confess on my oath
Most stiffly inclined to them both
Was my will, and they say
With a will like my will there's a way

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