[ENSEMBLE]
We sing the praise of Mapleton High
Each heart is filled with loyalty
And for our school we'll do or we'll die
And reach the goal of victory
Oh, Alma Mater, Mapleton High
Your bounty is on every hand
And while we live we'll never deny
No finer school is in the land

[BOY 3, spoken]
Remember that caricature she drew of M. d'Albert, the French teacher? Instead of getting sore at her, he took it home to show to his wife. 

[ENSEMBLE, spoken]
Le, la, les!
Parlez-vous français?
Ouvrez la fenêtre
S'il vous plait

(sung)
La la la la la la, la la la la la
La la la la la la, la la la la la

[BOY 1, spoken]
Happy, happy days. 
[ENSEMBLE]
Oh, Alma Mater, Mapleton High
Your bounty is on every hand
And while we live we'll never deny
No finer school is in the land

And now a Mapleton High girl is to be married
Liza Elliott is marrying Kendall Nesbitt

[GIRL 1, spoken]
Kendall Nesbitt is forty-eight years old. He loves Liza and Liza loves him. They get along beautifully. 

[ENSEMBLE]
It's quite idyllic

[BOY 1, spoken]
He started the magazine for her. It's been most successful. 

[ENSEMBLE]
They should be very happy

[BOY 2, spoken]
And now they're buying the ring. 

[BOY 3, spoken]
But why is Liza hesitant?
[ENSEMBLE]
Shall it be with emeralds
Or shall it be with diamonds?

[MEN]
Randy Curtis!
Flame of the celluloid
A precious amalgam of Frank Merriwell
Anthony Eden
And Lancelot!
Randy Curtis!

[WOMEN]
Forty million women see him every week

[MEN]
Randy Curtis!

[WOMEN]
And forty million women love him
In Kansas, in Patagonia, in Hollywood itself
He is a man every woman wants

[RANDY, spoken]
You don't remember me, Miss Elliott? You know we've met before. 
[LIZA, spoken]
No, when? Where was it?

[RANDY, spoken]
It's quite alright, it was just at dinner. But we had quite a talk afterwards. I took you home, in fact. Don't you remember that? We sat in the car talking. 

[LIZA, spoken]
Of course, I remember. 

[RANDY, spoken]
Darling, at last!