Kurt Weill
Vive la Différence
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He takes a shower, then a hasty rub
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She takes an hour soaking in the tub
[VENUS]
Vive la différence
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He leaves athletics to the middle class
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She leaves cosmetics on the sherry glass
[VENUS]
Vive la différence
[MANNEQUINS]
We both like music sincerely
We both like porterhouse steaks
We are not so different really
But, oh, what a difference thе différence makes
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
Hе has a torso singularly pure
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
Hers even more so, plurally allure
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
Little variations
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
Have their compensations
[VENUS]
Vive la différence
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He would take it grimly
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
If she were my facsimile
[MANNEQUINS & VENUS]
Vive la différence
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He likes to linger for another scotch
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She keeps a finger pointing at her watch
[VENUS]
Vive la différence
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He so remorseful every time he errs
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She's so resourceful concealing sins of hers
[VENUS]
Vive la différence
[MANNEQUINS]
We'll both walk out on a lecture
We both hate spiders and snakes
Differ only in architecture
But, oh, what a difference the différence makes
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
He'll shout and spout on how girdles make him grin
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
She's holding out on what she is holding in
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
I'm a wonder, if, er
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
Suppose we didn't differ
[VENUS]
Vive la différence
[FEMALE MANNEQUIN]
There's a happy sequel
[MALE MANNEQUIN]
We'll never be physiqual
[MANNEQUINS & VENUS]
Vive la différence