Male voice:
Hello?

Female voice:
Hey finger

Finger (Zach):
Whose this? Clarise or Roberta?

Woman (Fiona):
This is Clarise

Finger:
Oh, what’s up Clarise?
What do you need?

Clarise:
I wanna come over and get some of that sweet love

Finger:
Oh, so you wanna come over and get it??

Clarise:
Yeah, I definitely wanna come over and get it

Finger:
So, what you’re saying is that, perhaps, you wanna come over and
Get it, get it
Get it, get it
Get it, get it
Get it

Hello everybody, yeah

Puttin on my Axe body spray
With my turtle neck on

Suckin it off 2006 style
Just take the wrapper off the lollipop
Ready to suck it off

It’s Friday night
And it’s time to party
Keep with the beat
Don’t be retarded

Put on the pants
My momma gave me
Hopin’ tonight
That the dancefloor will save me

Forgot my watch
But it doesn’t even matter
Cuz I’m stayin’ out all night
Gonna spray my ‘Baby Batter’
Spot me a hottie
Sittin’ in the corner
I walk across the room and said
“Girl I gotta warn you”

If you show me your fanny pack
I’ll show you my fanny
If you show me your fanny pack
I’ll show you my fanny

If you want me to get with you
There’s only one thing you gotta do

Come on and get it

Up in ‘dem guts
Up in ‘dem guts (come on and get it)
Up in ‘dem guts
Up in ‘dem guts

She looked at me
As if to say
“Today’s gonna be
Your lucky day”

She stomped a cigarette
On the floor
She looked so damn hot
I couldn’t take it anymore
I told her again
That I wanted to get up in ‘dem guts
But first things first
I gotta show you my butt

In Great Britain, ‘fanny’ is slang for ‘vagina’
But don’t be confused; vaginas are the same all over the world

If you show me your fanny pack
I’ll show you my fanny
If you show me your fanny pack
I’ll show you my fanny

If you show me your fanny pack
I’ll show you my fanny
If you show me your fanny pack
I’ll show you my fanny

If you want me to get with you
There’s only one thing you gotta do

Come on and get it

Up in ‘dem guts
Up in ‘dem guts (come on and get it)
Up in ‘dem guts
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Daytona!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
New York

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Troops!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Iraq-ies!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Christians!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Giraffes!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Mormons!

Finger:
Way up in all ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Panama City!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Golden gate bridge!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Jealousy!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Clarise:
Amoebas!

Finger:
Up in ‘dem guts

Male voice:
The finger

Finger:
Way up in those goo-uts

So I took her home
And took off all her clothes
You probably think you know
Where this story goes

But when she looked at me
She said

Clarise:
I got to blow my nose!

Finger:
You what?

Clarise:
I gotta blow my nose!

Finger:
You what?

Clarise:
I said, I’m all congested up in here baby!
I got to blow my nose!

Finger:
Well, you blow your nose
As soon as I’m done
Gettin’ up in ‘dem guts
Gettin’ up in ‘dem guts

Come on and get it
I said come on and get it, get it, get it, get it

If you show me your fanny pack
I’ll show you my fanny
If you show me your fanny pack
I’ll show you my fanny

Finger:
Hey man, that was a weird night
But that was based on a true story
No, it is a true story
And this is the finger sayin that
When your up in ‘dem guts
Be up in ‘dem guts responsibly
Make sure you put a wrapper over that thing
Yeah