[Pre-Chorus:]
You ugly, you ugly
Yo momma says you ugly
Hey gentle man we will be going over five reasons you are ugly

[Chorus:]
I'm too plumpy for my shirt
Too plumpy for my shirt
So plumpy, it hurts
I'm too plumpy for my car
Too plumpy for my car
My chair or the bar

Yeah, whoa, whoa-whoa
I'm too plump for this world
Too plumpy for your girl
Too plumpy for my jeans
Too plumpy for this gym
Too plumpy for that crap, yeah, yeah
I'm too plumpy for this mobility scooter
Too plumpy for your handicap spot
Too plumpy for this fame, yeah, yeah
I'm too plumpy for the crap
Too plumpy for that crap
Too plumpy for your crap, yeah, yeah
[verse 1]
Okay, alright, that's fine, okay (okay)
I'm feeling too plumpy to run (way too plumpy)
And I'm way too plumpy to go have fun (way too plumpy)
And she popped some popcorn, now she has buttery fingers
Okay, alright, that's fine, okay
Think we got too plumpy for that nursing home (way too plumpy)
Tummy popped out, it’s nearly water weight (water weight)
Section need more food in here, I likе it , ayy (woah, woah)
Oh you like yoga?
Tell me what you likе about it
Yeah there’s nothing good about it (yeah, yeah)

[Chorus:]
I'm too plumpy for my shirt
Too plumpy for my shirt
So plumpy, it hurts
I'm too plumpy for my car
Too plumpy for my car
My chair or the bar

I'm too plump for this world
Too plumpy for your girl
Too plumpy for my jeans
Too plumpy for this gym
Too plumpy for that crap, yeah, yeah
I'm too plumpy for this mobility scooter
Too plumpy for your nativity jeweler
Too plumpy for this fame, yeah, yeah
I'm too plumpy for the crap
Too plumpy for that crap
Too plumpy for your crap, yeah, yeah
Verse 2:
We’re too plumpy
We’re too plumpy
We’re too plumpy
We’re too plumpy
We’re too plumpy
We’re too plumpy
Plump, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy, plumpy
Yeah

[Chorus:]
I'm too plumpy for my shirt
Too plumpy for my shirt
So plumpy, it hurts
I'm too plumpy for my car
Too plumpy for my car
My chair or the bar

[Verse 3]
Too plumpy to count (ah), fatty (ooh)
I be in cincinnati(hoo)
White pearls, also dave is iraqi (ooh)
My neck, is fatty (yeah)
I ran, im sweatin'Too plumpy to count (ah), fatty (ooh)
My neck is fatty (hoo)
White pearls, also dave is iraqi (ooh)
This neck, is fatty (yeah)
I ran, im sweatin
[Chorus:]
I'm too plumpy for my shirt
Too plumpy for my shirt
So plumpy, it hurts
I'm too plumpy for my car
Too plumpy for my car
My chair or the bar

I'm too plumpy for my shirt
Too plumpy for my shirt
So plumpy, it hurts
I'm too plumpy for my car
Too plumpy for my car
My chair or the bar

Verse 4
You ugly, you ugly
Yo momma says you ugly
Hey gentlemen today we will be going over five reasons why you are ugly, I’m just kidding