Joe
What If A Woman? (Kanye West Remix)
[Intro: Joe & Kanye West]
This right here
If the tables were turned around (First of all, I'm Kanye to the)
Would you leave? Would you stay? (Yo, adjust the mic a little bit, man)
Would you drown? (It's like a story man, uh)
If the cards you were dealt were to change (Whole lot of speculation, some shit, I mean, it's like)
Would you let your hand go up in flames? (I probably wouldn't do none of that, just listen)

[Refrain: Kanye West & Joe]
Relax your mind, let your conscience be free (What if a woman, what if a woman, what if a woman
You're now rolling with Joe and the R-O-C
Lon Don

[Verse 1: Lon Don & Kanye West]
Lon Don truth, on the real, mami you can be loose
It's way past the point that we can call a truce (Way past)
Honestly, I feel like you done exhaust your use (Uh-huh)
You done lost your juice, put your head in a noose (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
So you can kiss goodbye all the Gucci suits
All the Louie boots, I'm getting new recruits (Uh-huh)
I need slick Gucci wallets that'd give me the cooch (That's right)
Who got they own things, who ain't tryna mooch (No)
I need thick forelips that I ain't tryna smooch (No)
And treat me like a gangsta, like Lucky Luc', c'mon (Let's go)

[Verse 2: Joe & Kanye West]
What if a woman
Had a man on the side
And she never spent time with you
What if a woman
Said she's working late
And it's always the same excuse (What if though)
What if a woman
Took the keys to your whip
Said I'll be right back, don't trip (Nah, ain't finna happen)
What if a woman
Left you home with the kids
Changing diapers and shit
What a twist
[Chorus: Joe & Kanye West]
Could you stand inside her shoes and walk a mile?
(I don't really think so) (Probably not)
Could you hold her down when she doesn't smile?
(I don't know a man who could) (Question)
What if a woman, what if a woman
What if a woman was just like you?
What if a woman, what if a woman
What if a woman was just like you? (But they not though)
What if a woman, what if a woman (It's a beautiful thing, right?)
What if a woman was just like us?
What if a woman, what if a woman (I'm not tryna be sexist or nothing right now but, uh)
What if a woman
Could you ever wonder if she does? (Just listen)

[Refrain: Kanye West & Joe]
Ayo, relax your mind, let your conscience be free (What if a woman, what if a woman, what if a woman
You're now rolling with Joe and the R-O-C
Go

{Verse 3: Joe & Kanye West]
What if a woman
Started wearing the pants
Would you feel less of a man then more (I'd never feel less of a man)
What if a woman
Never wanna settle down (My girl got a bunch of pair of jeans, that cottage pants, what's that?)
Always wanna run around on the low
You can beg, you can plead, you can cry
She won't be your wife (I ain't finna beg for nothing though, man, listen)
But your eyes are full of tears
She'll be running the streets
With girls hanging out tonight (Let her do that, she gotta get out sometimes, man, c'mon)
It's the same thing you do to her
[Chorus: Joe & Kanye West]
Could you stand inside her shoes and walk a mile?
(I don't really think so) (I don't think so neither, dawg)
Could you hold her down when she doesn't smile?
(I don't know a man who could) (Question)
What if a woman, what if a woman
What if a woman was just like you?
What if a woman, what if a woman (Look, man)
What if a woman was just like you? (I gotta tell my side of the story)
What if a woman, what if a woman (It's your boy, Kanye to the)
What if a woman was just like us? (I'm speaking live from, y'know)
What if a woman, what if a woman (The southside of Chi right now)
What if a woman (Just listen man)
Could you ever wonder if she does? (Look)

[Verse 4: Kanye West]
You know we too old for this like George Foreman still boxin'
Ya will watch and I look back, ya still watchin'
What he got that I ain't got? I got Benz
I got rims, not 20s but I got 10s
Real real clean, come and get your rear wheel cleaned
She did what with who? Man I hear things
Like when I was doin' my dirt and she heard things
Up worryin' while she wore her ring
Now she got a fling and wears her ring
That VVS in the purse now, feelin's in the dirt now
A n***a buyin' the bar, quenchin' her thirst now
A n***a bought her a dress, she in the church now
And what's worse now, she ain't gotta work now
She cuffed an NBA player from the first round
I grabbed her neck and made it hurt to breathe
She said "Security, this jerk could leave"
Uh, uh
[Chorus: Joe & Kanye West]
Could you stand inside her shoes and walk a mile?
(I don't really think so)
Could you hold her down when she doesn't smile?
(I don't know a man who could)
What if a woman, what if a woman (Woo)
What if a woman was just like you? (What, okay)
What if a woman, what if a woman (Act just like me, see what happens)
What if a woman was just like you? (Fall back)
What if a woman, what if a woman (Listen to that guitar right there)
What if a woman was just like us? (E Bass, I hear you)
What if a woman, what if a woman (I'm gon' have to start calling you E Bassline)
What if a woman
Could you ever wonder if she does?

[Outro: Joe & Kanye West]
If the tables were turned around (But they not, man, they not turned around, dawg)
Would you leave? Would you stay?
Would you drown? (Yo this feds me up right here)
If the cards you were dealt were to change
Would you let your hand go up in flames?