Shwayze
My Girlfriend
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My girlfriend
Shes a ten
Shes real tan and she hits the gym
She wears red lingerie to bed
Her daddy's rich and she gives great head

My girlfriend got a bit ol' butt
Daisy Dukes with the seams ripped up
Crazy dudes like to whistle at her
Because she looks like a stripper for sure

She likes to shake it
With the clothes that make it
She dress like a ho but talk like a lady
But lately shes been acting kind of shady
Coming home late with the makeup looking crazy
Hair messed up hickies on the neck
I think I see pussy juice dripping down her leg
I grab her by the head
You know what I said?
Who you been riding with in the hood Little Red?

She said baby its not what you think
A couple drinks led to some things
I'm not sure how to tell you this
I'm a lesbian.. lesbian

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My girlfriend
Shes a ten
Shes real tan and she hits the gym
She wears red lingerie to bed
Her daddy's rich and she gives great head
My girlfriend drives a Benz
Shes got a lot of pretty best friends
They all like to experiment
My girlfriend is a lesbian

Oh my my oh hell yeah
Baby like to take off her party dress
But it don't stop there
I walked in a double-sided dildo love affair
They were bumpin chair dressed in leather
Breathing heavy and whipping each other
They looked at me like their momma just caught 'em
Cause Johnny Rottom put my seat up in their Apple Bottom

But then it all got weird
The other chick had a beard
I got scared and ran out of there
Pole vaulted on my dick down the stairs

Tarzan met Jane one day
And Jane met Janet and moved away
And left Tarzan with nobody
Sad all day so he plays all day

[HOOK]
My girlfriend
Shes a ten
Shes real tan and she hits the gym
She wears red lingerie to bed
Her daddy's rich and she gives great head
My girlfriend drives a Benz
Shes got a lot of pretty best friends
They all like to experiment
My girlfriend is a lesbian

My girl is now her girl
And her girl is now here man
Say it in french le lesbian say it again le lesbian
I like girls who like girls
As long as they like me
But my girl just liked girls
And now her girls wants to fight me
Punched in the eye by a girl named Butch
Pushed me in the bush stole my Kush
Took me for a fool took my girl too
Right hook now I got to move schools
Nice looking with the basketball shoes
Tied tight every night is ladies night
Wild night when your dating a dyke
Oh yeah I guess you gotta do

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My girlfriend
Shes a ten
Shes real tan and she hits the gym
She wears red lingerie to bed
Her daddy's rich and she gives great head
My girlfriend drives a Benz
Shes got a lot of pretty best friends
They all like to experiment
My girlfriend is a lesbian (X3)