You're not having this, and I'm not having that
I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back
Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd
But I won't get the jokes 'cause the laughter's too loud

I never was slight or silent with you
For one hour of delight in the gathering gloom
I've no reservations, I've got no room
For these souvenirs, to bring back for you

Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd
But they won't get the jokes 'cause the laughter's too loud

And I'm not the man you think I am at all
I was learning to walk and starting to crawl
I've no reservations, I've got no room
For these souvenirs, to bring back to you

And you're not having this, and I'm not having that
I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back