[Skit: Samples + John Hodgman]
"And remember; if you're an American, living in America—you're a winner! Everyone's a win!"
"Everything?"
"Everything?"
"Everything?"
"Everything?"
Oh, everything's fine
"Everything?"
"Everything's fine, man"
Nothing to see here
"Everything?"
"Everything?"
"Everything's fine, man"
"Everything's fine, man"
Seriously—everything's fine
"Everything?"
"Everything?"
"Everything?"
"Everything?"
Everything's fine