[Spoken: Jaret Reddick]
The good thing about playing Drunk Enough To Dance in its entirety, ladies and gentlemen, is this early in the show, you get to hear the best song ever!

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
Eight o'clock, Monday night, and I'm waitin'
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means

[Pre-Chorus]
When she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She doesn't notice me, c'mon sing!

[Chorus]
Watchin' wrestling
(Creamin' over tough guys)
Listenin' to rap mеtal
(Turntables in her eyеs)
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
[Verse 2]
She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her CD changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
Says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

[Pre-Chorus]
When she walks
All the wind blows and the angels sing
She doesn't notice me, c'mon sing!

[Chorus]
Watchin' wrestling
(Creamin' over tough guys)
Listenin' to rap metal
(Turntables in her eyes)
She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Drivin' in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
[Bridge]
There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated, c'mon!
All I wanted was to see her naked, help me out!

[Chorus]
Now I'm watchin' wrestling
(Tryna be a tough guy)
Listenin' to rap metal
(Turntables in my eyes)
I can't grow a mustache
(And I ain't got no season pass)
All I got's a moped (Moped, moped)

[Spoken: Chris Burney, Jaret Reddick]
Thank you! That was my guitar solo for the evening!
Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Burney shredding!

[Chorus]
It's like a bad movie
She's lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin', "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want
[Outro]
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want

[Spoken: Chris Burney]
Thank you!