[Verse 1]
Waking up and baking
Watching the parade
Cause today's the day I got over you
Taking out the trash
And the pictures that I stashed
Of the two of us in 1992

[Pre-Chorus]
You stole my heart when
Eddie Vedder was king
I gave you a foot massage
I gave you my ring
You left me for a drummer
Cause you said I couldn't sing
But that's okay
Cause now there's

[Chorus]
(No more)
Mountain climbing in the rain
(No more)
Long hair cloggin' up the drain
(No more)
Life will never be the same
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all
[Verse 2]
Saw you with the dude
Who gave us our first tattoos
Did he cover up my name?
That was fast
Can you believe that I'm alive?
I'm still not working nine-to-five
But my little band is kicking some ass!

[Pre-Chorus]
So when you ask me if I hated you now
It's not you it's just all of the times I missed out on
Sleeping with your roommate
Every time you passed out
But that's okay
Cause now there's

[Chorus]
(No more)
Mountain climbing in the rain
(No more)
Long hair cloggin' up the drain
(No more)
Life will never be the same
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all
[Bridge]
Bet you're saying to yourself
That you'll find somebody else like me
All I've got to say is
There ain't no fucking way
That you're getting me to say
I'm sorry
Not today

[Chorus]
(No more)
Mountain climbing in the rain
(No more)
Long hair cloggin' up the drain
(No more)
Life will never be the same

[Outro]
Cleaning up the house again
(Listening to house of pain)
Having headaches in my brain
(Listening to you complain)
Shopping at the mall again
I'm outta rhymes I've gotta say!
Life after Lisa's not so bad at all
Not so bad at all
(No more, mountain climbing in the rain)
Oh no
(No more long hair cloggin' up the drain)
Not so bad at all
(No more, mountain climbing in the rain)
Oh no
(No more long hair cloggin' up the drain)
It's not so bad, it's not so bad
It's not so bad (Oh no), it's not so bad
It's not so bad, it's not so bad at all
Alright!
[Spoken: Chris Burney]
Hooray!