[Intro]
This song is called Punk Rock 101
Rock

[Verse 1]
She works at Hot Topic
His heart: microscopic
She thinks that it's love
But to him (It's sex!)
He listens to emo
But Fat Mike's his hero
His bank account's zero
What comes next?

[Pre-Chorus]
Same song; different chorus

[Chorus]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweat bands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Throw up your rock hands
For Punk Rock 101!
[Verse 2]
Bought him a skateboard
A rail-slide, his knee tore
He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop
She left him for staring
At girls and not caring
When she cried 'cause she thought Bon Jovi broke up

[Pre-Chorus]
Same song; second chorus

[Chorus]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
Dickies, your sweat bands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Throw up your rock hands
For Punk Rock 101!

[Bridge]
Don't forget the delay
On the very last word, here we go
Seven years later
(He works as a waiter)
She marries a trucker
(And he's never there)
The story never changes
(Just the names and faces)
Like Tommy and Gina
They're living on a prayer
I said
[Chorus]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweat bands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Throw up your rock hands
For Punk Rock 101!

[Outro]
Stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweat bands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Shoplift some sweat bands
Punk Rock 101!