[Spoken: Jaret Reddick]
This song is called Suckerpunch, and it goes like this!

[Verse 1]
Here she comes again, with another boyfriend
Introduces me and says
"This is the sweetest guy I've ever known"
Couldn't say a word, I never say a word
She wraps her arms around my neck
"You are the sweetest guy I've ever known"
And I say again, "This is the last time"

[Verse 2]
There she goes again, she says I'm her best friend
"We're better off this way," she says
"'Cause you're still the sweetest guy I've ever known"
Her smell stays on my shirt, I can't say a word
Can't swallow this lump inside my neck
You are the sweetest girl I've ever known, here we go!
And I say again "This is the last time"

[Chorus]
When you left before, I didn't care too much
'Cause I just wished you'd go away (Go away, yeah)
And I see you now and it's just too much
It takes my breath away, just like a sucker punch
[Verse 3]
Here she comes again, with another boyfriend
Introduces me and says
"This is the sweetest guy I've ever known"
Couldn't say a word, I never say a word
She wraps her arms around my neck
"You are the sweetest guy I've ever known"
And I say again
And I said before
And I say once more
"This is the last time"

[Chorus]
When you left before, I didn't care too much
'Cause I just wished you'd go away (Go away, yeah)
And I see you now and it's just too much
It takes my breath away, just like a sucker punch

[Outro]
Just like a sucker punch
Yeah, just like a sucker punch
Just like a sucker punch (Get up, get up)

[Spoken: Jaret Reddick, Chris Burney, Erik Chandler]
How's that- how was that- does the chocolate- does it get in the throat, like when you're trying to- when you try to rock and roll sing?
No, to tell you the truth, I had a bit of cotton mouth, and now my mouth is bursting with chocolatey flavor!
You can't ask the-
I'm so glad- I'm so glad that wasn't poop!
Me too! I am so glad you didn't just eat poop, but if that guy poops chocolate, you are bummed
If that guy poops chocolate, I wanna be his friend