Bowling for Soup
High School Never Ends (Live 2007)
[Intro]
Hey!

[Refrain]
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Hey!
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Hey!

[Verse 1]
Four years, you think, for sure
That’s all you’ve got to endure
All the total dicks
All the stuck-up chicks
So superficial, so immature
Then when, you graduate
Ya take a look around and you say, “Hey, wait!
This is the same as where I just came from
I thought it was over! Aw, that's just great"

[Chorus]
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who’s having sex
Who's got the money, who gets the honeys
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And you still don’t have thе right look
And you don’t have the right friends
Nothing changеs but the faces, the names and the trends
High school never ends
[Refrain]
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Hey!
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Hey!

[Verse 2]
Check out the popular kids
You’ll never guess what Jessica did
And how did Mary Kate lose all that weight?
And Katie had a baby so I guess Tom’s straight
And the only thing that matters
Is climbing up that social ladder
Still care about your hair and the car you drive
Doesn’t matter if you’re 16 or 35

[Pre-Chorus]
Reese Witherspoon, she’s the prom queen
Bill Gates, captain of the chess team
Jack Black, the clown, Brad Pitt, the quarterback
I've seen it all before
I want my money back!

[Chorus]
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex
Who’s in the club and who’s on the drugs
Who’s throwing up before they digest
And you still don’t have the right look
And you don’t have the right friends
And you still listen to the same shit you did back- everybody sing!
(High school never ends)
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
High school never ends!
[Guitar Solo]

[Chorus]
The whole damned world is just as obsessed
With who‘s the best dressed and who‘s having sex
Who‘s got the money, who gets the honeys
Who‘s kinda cute and who‘s just a mess
And I still don’t have the right look
And I still have the same three friends
And I’m pretty much the same as I was back then
High school never ends

[Outro: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
High school never ends
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
High school never ends
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh
Here we go again...
Oh oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh, oh oh oh-oh

[Spoken: Jaret Reddick, Chris Burney, Erik Chandler]
Thank you guys!
Now I feel like- I feel like we should've worked out and gotten into shape for the DVD, y'know what I mean? We could've- we could've done jumping jacks and ran around the bus
Y'know, or- or we could continue and do what we do and have a good time without, yep! Without getting tired!
What's that?
Without getting too tired
I'm not tired, I'm just sober
No, because we haven't worked out! If we were worked out, we'd be tired right now!
What if jumping jacks made you drunk? I'd do em!
Y'know what, some days that'd be a whole lot easier
Hey, it kinda does, try doing jumping jacks while holding your breath!
What'd you just say? You- you- we're fucking [?]? Thank you very much
I think, Chris, I think you have a nice fucking ace
I think your ace smells really good too! Oh, jesus