[Spoken: Jaret Reddick, Gary Wiseman, Chris Burney, (Erik Chandler)]
I didn't know what you guys were chanting, I thought you were saying "pe-e-nis! pe-e-nis!"
Ladies and gentlemen, the author of that joke's name is Gary Wiseman, let's check in with him right now on the drums on his thoughts on pepperoni pizza!
Uh, so I did a penis chant, and you went straight to pepperoni, what's on your mind tonight?
Nah, seriously Jaret, isn't it true that anytime anybody chants anything, you think they're saying "penis"?
Nah it's not, well, sort of
Somebody's got penis on the brain, and it's not me
Man, wouldn't it suck if you actually did have a penis on your brain?
(That would suck, hahaha!)
You would be bummed
(C'mon)
"What's the matter with that guy? He seems to be sort of out of it today"
Imagine trying to go through a day at school, "what's up with that dude?" "Oh, that's penis brain over there"
Well, penis brain is different than having a penis on the brain, if you're penis brain, then you're-
Yeah, but they're gonna call you penis brain
Well basically-
(It's better than penis breath, honestly)
Wait a minute, couldn't you actually say that most of the male members of the audience actually have a penis for a brain? Cause-
It'll stop with penis head, and they'll just- before long, they'll just call you a dickhead
This is a song called The Bitch Song!
Sing it!

[Verse 1: Jaret Reddick, Concert Crowd]
Is it okay if I speak to you today?
You've been pissed off for a week now
But nothing I can say could make you look up
Or crack up
Is there anything that I can't do
Anything to show you
[Chorus]
You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh, you can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby, you're a bitch
Hey hey, hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away

[Verse 2]
So you tell me that there's nothing left to say
I drive you face the window
Then you're in my face, telling me to grow up (Ah)
I wish you'd grow up (Ah-ah)
I can't wait until you fall asleep, I wonder if you know that

[Chorus]
You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
Oh, you can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby, you're a bitch
Hey hey, hey hey
You make me sick
But don't ever go away
[Bridge]
La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la
La, la-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la
Well, uh!

[Chorus]
You're a bitch
But I love you anyway
You can't sing
But you still put me to sleep
Baby, you're a bitch
Hey hey, hey hey
Make me sick
But don't ever go away

[Outro]
You're a bitch, but I love you anyway
So why don't ya stay?

[Spoken: Chris Burney, Jaret Reddick, Erik Chandler]
Aw, you're beautiful! Give yourselves a hand for all being beautiful!
Alright, now give your parents a hand for having sex and making you beautiful! Your parents did a great job, you should be proud of em
You guys all have kickass DNA!
Never leave it at a murder scene
And your parents all apparently know how to do it!
Okay, yeah!
I don't know what that means! I- shut up