[Spoken: Jaret Reddick]
This song is called Punk Rock 101

[Intro]
Rock!

[Verse 1]
She works at Hot Topic
His heart: microscopic
She thinks that it's love
But to him, (it's sex!)
He listens to emo
But Fat Mike's his hero
His bank account's zero
What comes next?

[Pre-Chorus]
Same song; different chorus

[Chorus]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweat bands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Throw up your rock hands
For Punk Rock 101!
[Verse 2]
She bought him a skateboard
A rail-slide, his knee tore
He traded it for drums at the local pawn shop
She left him for staring
At girls and not caring
When she cried 'cause she thought Bon Jovi brokе up

[Pre-Chorus]
Same song; second chorus
Herе we go!

[Chorus]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweat bands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Throw up your rock hands
For Punk Rock 101!

[Bridge: Jaret Reddick, Concert Crowd]
Don't forget the delay
On the very last word
Help me out
Seven years later
He works as a waiter
She married a trucker
But he's never there
The story never changes
Just the names and faces
Like Tommy and Gina
They're living on a prayer
[Spoken: Jaret Reddick, Erik Chandler, Chris Burney]
Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time ever to be attempted at the Manchester Apollo... this is your Bowling For Soup photograph opportunity featuring also a beverage break!
...
That was a good beverage break!
Yeah, I feel way more refreshed now, for reals
I feel a lot better, I felt great before, now I feel spectacular!
That is good
You're looking great too! Chris, you're looking great today and the audience agrees, I think we all think
Looking good
Chris has a new dance, you guys wanna see his new dance? He just made this up a few nights ago
By the way, if we're gonna do this dance thing now, it's gonna be important to the DVD that we don't forget we're in the middle of a song right now, I'm just letting you guys, reminder
Yeah
I've got something to dance to now! This song is called Waft in parentheses (Smell My Balls)
Waft It (Smell My Balls), an original dance by Chris Burney
...
That was awesome
A little earlier, I would've wafted over to you, just so you could get a wiff, because I took a shower tonight and I smell good! Hello

[Chorus]
I said it's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your sweat bands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Throw up your rock hands
For Punk Rock 101!
[Outro]
It's stupid, contagious
To be broke and famous
Can someone please save us
From Punk Rock 101?
My Dickies, your rock hands
My spiked hair, your new Vans
Shoplift some sweat bands
Punk Rock 101!

[Spoken: Jaret Reddick]
Thank you guys once again, everybody once again, let's hear it for Chris Burney with Waft It in parentheses (Smell My Balls)