[Intro]
Dude, it's your big chance, don't blow it
You're probably gonna blow it
(Woah-oh, uh, woah-oh, uh)
(Woah-oh, uh, woah-oh)

[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

[Verse 1]
They're counting on you
The lines have been drawn
You never come through when the pressure is on
You're covered in sweat
You're thinking too much
You're losing your cool
And you're losing your touch

[Pre-Chorus]
Here's your big chance, now you're goin for pro
Here we go, herе we go
1, 2, 3, choke!
[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna chokе again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

[Verse 2]
Your fingers are crossed
But that's not enough
You talk a big game
But you ain't so tough
The look in your eye
Nothing but fear
Is it cold in here?
Or is it just your career?

[Pre-Chorus]
Another big chance goin up in smoke
Here we go, here we go
1, 2, 3, choke!

[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
[Bridge]
Take your time now
Free your mind now
You can't take it
You can't take it
What are you afraid of?
Show em what you're made of
You can't fake it
You can't fake it
You can't take it
You can't take it
You can't take it now!

[Synth Solo]

[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

[Chorus]
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
[Breakdown]
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Dude, seriously, people are never gonna talk to you again!)
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(You're gonna have to like, get up and grow a mustache or something, so no one will notice that)
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(You're gonna have to move to like, another country! Third world!)
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Seriously, everyone is gonna ignore you every day of your life from now on)
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(You totally suck! It's hilarious!)
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Woah, seriously, seriously, just go! Just go! Just go!)
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)

[Outro]
(I can't stop laughing! It's ridiculous! You're an idiot!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(You're gonna have to go like, through witness protection program or something)
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(You're gonna have to change your name and assume identity or something)
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Choke! Choke! Choke! Choke!)
Na-na-na-na-na
You're gonna choke again
(Well literally like, you're gonna- they're gonna put you on like a milk carton of people who suck! That's gonna happen, to you! Oh my god, it's great!)