[Interlude: Jaret Reddick and Rob Felicetti]
I do the uh- it's like, when I talk with this thing on, it sounds like one of those Voicebox things
You look like Peter Franklin
One person laughed, every other person is like "who the fuck is that?"
He's probably English
Hahahaha I don't think so!
Alright, is he? Okay

[Kazoo Solo]

[Verse 1]
It started with an after school special
Then a race with Ricky Schroeder, and then
Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same without him
Always eating in The Oceans movies
Criticized for his accent in Snatch, and then
He won an Oscar for bеating up Bruce Lee (Hoo-wah)

[Pre-Chorus]
Oh I wanna be...

[Chorus]
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna bе Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
[Verse 2]
He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma
So was my mom, I wonder if she knew his mom
Or his dad, maybe we're half-brothers
Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow
In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston, and then
Blah blah blah blah Angelina Jolie

[Pre-Chorus]
I still wanna be...

[Chorus]
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt

[Bridge]
Welcome to Fight Club
What's in the box (What’s in the box?)
Reebs is beer spelled backwards
Don't talk about Fight Club!
[Pre-Chorus]
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad

[Chorus]
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt, I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit if I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt

[Kazoo Solo]

[Interlude: Rob Felicetti]
That's gonna make the album!