[Intro]
Oh, snap!
Good thinkin
Oh, snap!
Oh yeah, 2006, Bowling For Soup, Fergie Ferg!

[Verse 1]
When I come into the club, step aside (Oh, snap!)
Part the seas, don't be havin' me in the line (Oh, snap!)
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine (Oh, snap!)
I'm Jarey Jare, and me love you long time (Oh, snap!)
All my girls get down on the floor, (Oh, snap!)
Back to back, drop it down real low (Oh, snap!)
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, snap!)
I don't give a fuck so here we go!

[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around
My London, London bridge go fallin' down
Like London, London, London
Like London, London, London
How come everytime you come around
My London, London bridge go fallin' down
Like London, London, London
Like London, London, London
[Verse 2]
Now as the drinks start pouring
And my speech start slurring
And a little...
Grey goose got me feeling loose
Now I'm wishin' that I didn't wear these shoes
It's like everytime I get up on the dew
Paparazzi put my business in the news
And I'm like get up out my face (Oh, snap!)
'Fore I turn around and spray your ass with mace (Oh, snap!)
My lips, you wanna have a taste (Oh, snap!)
Y'know- hey, you got that? Seriously

[Interlude]
(Everyone in this club, I believe is getting tipsy)
Uhhh...

[Chorus]
I got the bass!
How come everytime you come around
My London, London bridge go fallin' down
Like London, London, London
Like London, London, London
How come everytime you come around
My London, London bridge go fallin' down
Like London, London, London
Like London, London, London
[Bridge]
(La, la da, da, da, la da, da, da)
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Jaret love you long time, my girls support 'em, right?
(La, la da, da, da, la da, da, da)
Me like a bullet type, you know they comin' right
Jaret love you long time, my girls support 'em, right?

[Interlude]
Oh man, this feels good
Seriously, I'm not kidding
I'm loving life, you guys loving life?
Erik, are you loving life? He's loving life
Are you loving life? Yes you're loving life
Gary? Yep he's loving life

[Verse 3]
Oh, snap! (Oh, snap)
When I come into the club, step aside
Part the seas, don't be havin' me in the line
V.I.P., ‘cause you know I gotta shine
I'm Jarey Jare, and me love you long time
All my girls get down on the floor (Oh, snap)
Back to back, drop it down real low (Oh, snap)
I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho (Oh, snap)
And you know what?
Here we go
[Chorus]
How come everytime you come around
My London, London bridge go fallin' down
Like London, London, London
Like London, London, London
How come everytime you come around
My London, London bridge go fallin' down
Like London, London, London
Like London, London, London

[Outro]
(How come?!)
(How come?!)
I don't know
(How come?!)
Erik, I don't know, I'm sorry
(How come?!)
I have no earthly idea!
(How come?!)
Erik, I'm confused, seriously
(How come?!)
Stop asking me that!
(How come?!)
I don't know!
(How come?!)
Seriously
(How come?!)