[Verse 1: Jaret Reddick]
I met her at the Sonic
She was listening to Tonic
With her iPod and her roller skates
She said her name was Summer
When I asked her for her number
She said "Never mind, I get off at eight"
She had eyes like Heaven, face like an angel
But she had the body from Hell
Within a half an hour
We were naked in the shower
Taking dirty pictures on my cell

[Pre-Chorus]
Then she whispered in my ear

[Chorus: Kay Hanley & Jaret Reddick]
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
Yeah, right!

[Verse 2: Jaret Reddick]
She drove me in her Saturn
To the Sweetwater Tavern
Just a block of the Denton Square
She did a shot of Jäger
And she made out with the waiter
While I was just sitting there
Before too long her
Clothes came off
Like something out of girls gone wild
Had to come up with the bail
Just to get her out of jail
And she threw up at the passenger's side
[Pre-Chorus]
Then she whispered in my ear

[Chorus: Kay Hanley & Jaret Reddick]
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
Yeah, right!

[Bridge: Jaret Reddick]
She says that trouble never finds her
No fucked up history behind her
She says she's never stolen anything
Except the car we're driving (aw shit)

[Pre-Chorus]
Then she whispered in my ear...

[Chorus: Kay Hanley, Kay Hanley & Jaret Reddick]
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
[Chorus: Kay Hanley & Jaret Reddick]
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this
I've never done
I've never done
I've never done anything like this

[Outro]
Yeah, right!
Yeah, right!