[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
She's a knockout and she
Likes my favorite movies
David Letterman and Chinese delivery
She loves Miller Lite and
Watching Tyson fight and
Hanging with my friends and
Football on a Monday night

[Pre-Chorus]
But little did I know

[Chorus]
She's morphing like a Power Ranger
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favorite color is
If she knows you like brown
She says her favorite band is Zeppelin
Never heard Stairway to Heaven
What ever she likes that day
Depends on who's around
Even I've got standards
But I just don't understand her
My soon to be history
Never want to disagree girlfriend
With absolutely no opinion
[Post-Chorus]
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[Verse 2]
Seven weeks ago we
Caught U2 in the city
She saw my t-shirt
Told me Vertigo's her favorite song
I stood and watched her shakin'
She tried to start a mosh pit
She sang along all night
Got every single lyric wrong

[Pre-Chorus]
So sorry Bono

[Chorus]
She's morphing like a Power Ranger
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favorite color is
If she knows you like brown
She says her favorite band in Zeppelin
Never heard Stairway to Heaven
Whatever she likes that day
Depends on who's around
Even I've got standards
But I just don't understand her
And that's why she's my
Soon to be history
Never want to disagree girlfriend
With absolutely no opinion
[Bridge]
I took her to Baskin Robbins
For cookies n' cream
And mint chocolate chip
She tore through a double scoop
And then she says she was lactose intolerant
I like Yo-Yo's
So she likes Yo-Yo's
Why can't she just be herself
And not just do everything in life
To please everyone else

[Chorus]
She's morphing like a Power Ranger
Really sweet but just don't ask her
What her favorite color is
If she knows you like brown
She says her favorite band is Zeppelin
Never heard Stairway to Heaven
Whatever she likes that day
Depends on who's around
Even I've got standards
But I just don't understand her
And that's why she's my
Soon to be history
Never want to disagree girlfriend
With absolutely no opinion
[Outro]
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