[Verse 1: Jaret Reddick]
I woke up today
That was my first mistake
Would've been better off
In the middle of a dream
I was having about a brighter day
Yesterday I gave my heart away
By the middle of the day
You can search for "Sucker"
And buy It Now on eBay
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh)

[Pre-Chorus: Jaret Reddick]
Hold your head up and face the day
Seems like everybody's got a way
To say "I'm doing okay"
I'm okay as long as you're happy without me
Without my hand, to hold
Without my jacket, to keep me warm when you're cold
Oh yeah, you're cold

[Chorus: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Popsicle love and pie-crust promises
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna miss
The Smithsonian, peppermint, sugar coated accident
Empty like a cavity
And now we're just history
And this is all I ever wanted
I can take the heartbreak
But can I get something for my
Love sick stomach ache?
[Verse 2: Jaret Reddick]
I threw up today
I kinda sorta prayed
To go back in time
And rewrite these lines
But I settled for a Bloody Mary
What's that you say?
You say you're not so okay?
Looking down from the top
Of a thirty-foot drop
That's exactly what you wanted

[Pre-Chorus: Jaret Reddick]
Hold your head up and face the day
Seems like yesterday you got your way
But are you doing okay?
What's that you say?
You say you're not really happy without me?
Without my hand, to hold?
Without my jacket to keep me warm when you're cold?

[Chorus: Jaret Reddick & Erik Chandler]
This is all I ever wanted
I can take the heartbreak
But can I get something for my
Love sick stomach ache?
[Bridge: Jaret Reddick & Erik Chandler]
And this is much more than I needed
(Can I have some ginger ale?)
I feel the agony
I've got defeated
(And tell her she can go to Hell)
And if you really wanna make me feel better
Just don't let her take the sweater
I was wearing when I met her
Cause I know she's gonna say it was hers
But it's mine
That shit is mine

[Chorus: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Popsicle love and pie-crust promises
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna miss
The Smithsonian, peppermint, sugar coated accident
Empty like a cavity
And now we're just history

[Chorus: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Popsicle love and pie-crust promises
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna miss
The Smithsonian, peppermint, sugar coated accident
Empty like a cavity
And now we're just history
[Chorus: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
Popsicle love and pie-crust promises (this is much more than I needed)
Ice cream kisses that I'm really gonna miss
The Smithsonian, peppermint, sugar coated accident (I feel the agony of the defeated)
Empty like a cavity
And now we're just history

[Outro: Erik Chandler & Jaret Reddick]
And popsicle love