[Intro]
Twenty years that's a lot of beers

[Verse 1]
Started up this band in '94
We toured the world in a Coleman with some wheels
I know I've sang this song before
But was that back when we still had a record deal

[Pre-Chorus]
But our story isn't finished
And the ink still hasn't dried
We've punished all our livers
We've laughed and we've cried
And I think I've still got some room
For some more tattoos

[Chorus]
Singing la, la, la
So many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La, la, la, we're still alive and drinking
Twenty years; that's a lot of beers!

[Verse 2]
We're still the same we've always been
Break up songs with power chords
And a shit load of Miller Lite
After all this time we're still best friends
(We're still best friends)
Gotten into a lot of pants but only two bar fights
[Pre-Chorus]
Green Day's been on broadway
Well Bruce puked on that street
Back when Salm and Blake were funny
And rockstars still ate meat
And I still had a lot of room
For more tattoos

[Chorus]
Singing la, la, la
So many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La, la, la, we're still alive and drinking
Twenty years; that's a lot of beers!
Twenty years; that's a lot of beers!

[Bridge]
We haven't lost any hair
We haven't lost any pounds
We haven't lost any fans
Because we're the best fucking band around
And we all just got our third matching tattoo

[Chorus]
Singing la, la, la
So many awesome memories
Some of them I can still recall
La, la, la, we're still alive and drinking
Twenty years; that's a lot of beers
[Outro]
Twenty years; that's a lot of beers
Twenty years; that's a lot of beers