[Verse 1]
It started with a song that almost didn't come to fruition
She's got a pink Volkswagen, and a husband that went to Princeton
She's not your normal mom
She likes to sing along
To punk rock songs

[Pre-Chorus]
She doesn't sleep so good anymore, but she's still smiling
Her anxiety is a bitch, and there's no denying
That she's overwhelmed
Just not herself

[Chorus]
Hey Diane, everything is gonna be just fine
You're gonna have an amazing life
I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane, you're a shooting star, a wish come true
And no matter what you do
I know you're gonna conquer the world, hey Diane

[Verse 2]
She's everything you'd imagine a good friend should be
She won my heart when she fixed the zipper on my Frank Turner hoodie

[Pre-Chorus]
Sometimes she feels so sad
I tell her, "It's not so bad."
[Chorus]
Hey Diane, everything is gonna be just fine
You're gonna have an amazing life
I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane, you're a shooting star, a wish come true
And no matter what you do
I know you're gonna conquer the world, hey Diane

[Bridge]
Sometimes the future's so uncertain
Like it was when we first met
Who knows what's behind the curtain
Everybody's got regrets
And I don't know what I'd do without you
You can always count on me
I'm on your side
For the rest of our lives

[Chorus]
Hey Diane, everything is gonna be just fine
You're gonna have an amazing life
I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane, you're a shooting star, a wish come true
And no matter what you do
I know you're gonna conquer the world
[Chorus]
Hey Diane, everything is gonna be just fine
You're gonna have an amazing life
I know you're gonna conquer the world
Hey Diane, you're a shooting star, a wish come true
And no matter what you do
I know you're gonna conquer the world, hey Diane