I spent a dollar on some gum at the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay

Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay

Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay

Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas
I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay

Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay

Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas cake
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas cake
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay

Eight dollars on cookies for St. Nick
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas cake
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas
Eight dollars on cookies for St. Nick
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas cake
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay

Ten dollars on pretty flowers for mom
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas
Eight dollars on cookies for St. Nick
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas cake
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I hit the corner store on Christmas Day
And as my friend Gary Wiseman used to always say
If it's convenience you want then you're gonna have to pay

Eleven dollars on candy for the stocking
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for mom
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas
Eight dollars on cookies for St. Nick
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas cake
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

I spent twelve dollars on a twelve pack of beer!
(It was super cheap)

Eleven dollars on candy for the stocking
Ten dollars on pretty flowers for mom
Nine dollars on a quarter tank of gas
Eight dollars on cookies for St. Nick
Seven dollars on Christmas paper plates
Six dollars on frosting for the Christmas cake
Five dollars on shaving cream and a comb
Four dollars on a sandwich for the ride home
Three dollars on some balm for my lips
Two dollars on some lottery tickets
And a dollar on some gum
At the corner store on Christmas

(Oh man, we forgot the batteries!)