Bowling for Soup
Next Ex-Girlfriend
[Verse 1]
I don’t wanna meet your dad, don’t wanna hump your sister
Don’t wanna do it to your best friend either
I don’t want you messin' around and givin' me a blister
And leave me illin' for the penicillin

[Pre-Chorus]
When you walk out
I don’t wanna feel left out
'Cause sooner or later
It's just over, over

[Chorus 1]
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

[Verse 2]
I don’t wanna learn to dance, don’t wanna rent the limo
I know you're thinking I’m a weirdo
I just want the bragging rights, I want to let the world know
And convince my friends I’m not a homo
[Pre-Chorus]
If you walk out
I don’t wanna feel left out
'Cause sooner or later
It's just over, over

[Chorus 1]
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell
Don't wanna be your biggest mistake
You could be my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend

[Bridge]
Tell everyone I'm good in the sack
But all your friends were giving you flack
And you just couldn’t put up with that
So no, you're never taking me back

[Chorus 2]
I don’t wanna get inside your mind or your pants
I don’t wanna waste my time with love and romance
I want my next-ex-girlfriend, my next-ex-girlfriend
I don’t want the fairy tale and I don’t want the girl from hell
And I don’t wanna spend the time and I don’t need no valentine
My next-ex-girl friend, my next-ex-girlfriend