[Verse 1]
Dear Megan Fox, did you get my Facebook post?

It's been two whole days, and I ain't heard back. Did you read too much into my note?

I like your cool tattoo, but Norma Jean ain't got nothing on you

If I come to LA will you show me the town? Maybe Shia LaBeouf can hang out too

[Bridge]
I know there are others that tell you they love you, but you will only be happy with me

(So let me tell 'em.)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney, that girl from Grey's Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's so two years ago

It's not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, it's power's beyond anyone's control, but I thank God everyday you're always one click away

And no one else will ever know what we've got, dear Megan Fox

[Verse 2]
Dear Megan Fox, how come you don't have a southern accent?

What's your twitter account, and will you follow me?
My birthday's coming up please don't forget

[Bridge]
I know there are others that tell you they love you, but you will only be happy with me

(So let me tell 'em.)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney, that girl from Grey's Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's so two years ago

It's not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, it's power's beyond anyone's control, but I thank God everyday you're always one click away

And no one else will ever know what we've got, dear Megan Fox

[Verse 3]
Speaking:

"Remember the time in that movie Transformers when you were hot-wiring that tow truck, and you strapped a robot on the back of it and you guys went driving through the city, shooting rockets at the evil robots and blowing stuff up, then you finally blew up Megatron? That was awesome."

[Bridge]
I know there are others that tell you they love you, but you will only be happy with me

(Be happy with me.)

[Chorus]
They can have Britney, that girl from Grey's Anatomy, and Paris Hilton's so two years ago
It's not like I don't understand the ass of Kim Kardashian, it's power's beyond anyone's control, but I thank God everyday you're always one click away

And no one else will ever know what we've got

(No one else will ever know what we got.)

No one else will ever know what we've got, dear Megan Fox