[Intro]
Whoa-oh
Whoa-oh

[Verse 1]
She text messaged me on the phone
In capital letters, wanting time on her own
I don't mean to seem out of line
But it seemed like everything was going just fine

[Pre-Chorus]
The times were changing and rearranging
I never thought that I could go from first to worst

[Chorus]
She took me straight to video
In the B movie row
Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh)
New sensation just past expiration
Never has a has-been been so low, oh no (Whoa-oh)
So low, oh no (Whoa-oh)

[Verse 2]
You took me to your new boyfriends show
Dance rock darlings of the week, oh no
I told you that I wanted to go
All the dudes were wearing makeup
Man I guess I didn't know
[Pre-Chorus]
Things were changing and rearranging
I never thought that I could go from first to cursed

[Chorus]
She took me straight to video
In the B movie row
Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh)
New sensation just past expiration
Never has a has-been been so low, oh no (Whoa-oh)
So low, oh no (Whoa-oh)

[Bridge]
So what's that guy doing with your heart?
Is he the next contestant on 'Tear Us Apart?'
I guess I'm the lowest bidder
I'm not bitter, I'm just better so don't bother to rewind

[Chorus]
She took me straight to video
In the B movie row
Last year's model with a busted up stereo
New sensation just past expiration
Never has a has-been been so low
She took me straight to video
In the B movie row
Last years model with a broken stereo (Whoa-oh)
New sensation just past expiration
Never has a has-been been so low, oh no (Whoa-oh)
So low, oh no (Whoa-oh)
So low, oh no (Whoa-oh)
So low, oh no (Whoa-oh)