[Verse 1]
She saw me for the first time in Columbus
But she was with her friends and I was in a tour bus
A few months later she was wearing my shirt in a photo shoot
I didn't even know that she was famous
How could someone so pretty be so dangerous?
She's only 5' tall but maybe 5'2" in her wrestling boots

[Pre-Chorus]
And I hear she can even sing
She's the champ of everything

[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

[Verse 2]
She says some really mean stuff to the other wrestlers
Some say they hate her but they just don't get her
And if you try to bring her down, she'll say "Bless your heart"
Her favorite song's "Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Sometimes she cheats but she never gets caught, yeah
She's got a pig named Larry-Steve and he's so smart
[Pre-Chorus]
I love to watch her in the ring
To me, she's the champ of everything

[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?

[Interlude]
(Alexa Bliss just suckerpunched Becky into a table!)
(The new women's champion, Alexa Bliss!)
(Alexa Bliss wins!)
(First woman in history to win the SmackDown championship, and now the Raw championship!)
(Get her! New champion, Alexa Bliss!)

[Chorus]
(Hey!)
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
(Hey!)
How can a chick on TV make me feel like this?
She's got a finishing move called Twisted Bliss
And it's like my heart is caught in a sleeper hold
Woah-oh-oh
Why can't every girl be more like Alexa Bliss?
[Outro]
Alexa Bliss, uh huh
Larry-Steve