[Spoken Word: Morgan Freeman]
Welcome to a Bowling For Soup pee break
You have now made it to one third the way through Bowling For Soup's album "Pop Drunk Snot Bread"
I hope you are enjoying this record so far
I assume you are, as it is a pop-punk masterpiece
This pee break will end soon
Please make sure to wash your hands
Hygiene is very important to Bowling For Soup
I hope you have enjoyed this opportunity to relieve yourself
And now, the rest of the album