[Verse 1]
I know you think you love her
But dude it's such a bummer
How you chase that girl around
You've been fighting all the battles
If she's really worth the hassle
You'd be living in the castle by now
And it makes me sick how you break these bricks
For a girl who barely knows you exist
Now you're tripping on mushrooms just for fun
Dude
(I think you got a problem)

[Chorus]
Mario, get your *coin* together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

[Post-Chorus]
Hey Mario, get your *coin* together
Hey Mario, or you'll chase this *coin* forever

[Verse 2]
Warp zone, friend zone, high score, no more
Stalking this chick in a Koopa-Troopa town
Live life easy like Luigi, and never let a girl get you down!
Let Koopa keep her bro, grab a flower and go
We'll jump the flag pole and light up the night
Hit rainbow road with Toad, we spinning them tires
(And you're spittin' freakin' fire)
[Chorus]
Mario get your *coin* together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go Mario, you're a next level bro
But the Peach been cheating and you know I ain't talking code

[Bridge]
You're a plumber, a doctor, a race car driver
An athlete, a spaceman, a Super Smash survivor
You've got coins like mad, get a bachelor pad
Down in coco beach where the honeys at
Yeah, get up, get up, get off the floor
She's not the one worth dying for

[Chorus]
Mario get your *coin* together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low
Hey Mario, get your *coin* together bro
You've got to know this princess isn't worth these extra lives
Just let it go Mario, you're a next level bro
And she's a jump too short when the clock is running low

[Post-Chorus]
Hey Mario, get your *coin* together
Hey Mario, or you'll chase this *coin* forever