This is the first song on the acoustic album
It was originally supposed to be on a CD
And so a bunch of people got real mad at me
When we shipped "Lunch. Drunk. Love." and announced that we were putting this thing out digitally
I didn't really think it would be that big of a deal
I don't even own a CD player, and I likely never will
Because Steve Jobs invented the iPod, so I vote we blame him
I always wanted a pet German Shepherd
And I would totally name her "Jim"
And I'm happy that you'rе listening because
This is thе acoustic album
That almost never was

[?] folks gave us money
To put your name in this song
[?] and bought this shit for himself
Scott Clementson made me a mini version of my guitar and a [?]
Wrote my name of a bunch and sold them on this pledge
Amy Clem is mentioned in more songs than my brother, so he gets mad
Jaiden & Jagger Smith you have a really really awesome dad
[?] is a Texas girl from a town they call Euless
[?] you want me to call her Regina
[?] has the coolest name ever and her dad is named Andrew
Max Harris wants me to give him a Bowling For Soup tattoo
I didn't show him David Duley's living room with my other band
Not sure if I'm pronouncing [?] right but I'm sure she understands
And Jake Barer wanted me to tell his wife Joey "happy anniversary"
And this song doesn't have a chorus, and did you know you can burn a CD, yourself, in a computer
And I think now would be a good time for us to get on with the rest of the album cause this is getting ridiculous
(Enjoy! Thank you pledgers!)