[Verse 1]
She don't even know exactly where she wants to go
Is that a double negative? Oh never mind, let's go
To the next line of the story
I met her at the Smoothie King, she said Seattle's best
She may be right, think I remember coffee on her breath
She smoked cigarettes, I chewed bubble gum

[Pre-Chorus]
I know I shouldn't take it, but I think I kinda like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic, but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

[Chorus]
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down, it's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

[Verse 2]
Everyone around me says she brings a brother down
And Mommy thinks she's great, but then again she's not around
To see her throw a fit, borderlining conniption
And all this only matters if we listen anyway
And she's all I can think about, so I must not be gay
I'm her lunatic, yeah, and she's my psychopath
[Pre-Chorus]
I know I shouldn't take it, but I think I kinda like it
When she tells me that I'm dumb
And this may sound pathetic, but I think that we can make it
We'll go on and on and on and on

[Chorus]
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
So add it up and break it down, it's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you

[Bridge]
And we are the lucky ones
We'll get matching t-shirts airbrushed at the mall
Hang out at the pretzel stand and make fun of people
And laugh if someone falls
Watch everyone else hold hands and try so hard
And maybe we'll start to see
That you and me, we're not so crazy
Michael Bolton (never liked him)
Celine Dion (sold out show in Vegas)
Air Supply, and now… me

[Chorus]
Love songs suck and fairy tales aren't true
(Love songs make me sick 'cause they're not true)
And happy ending Hollywood is not for me and you
(Hollywood, California)
So add it up and break it down, it's not that hard to figure out
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you
[Outro]
(Love songs make me sick 'cause they're not true)
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you
(Crazy 'cause I'm crazy about you)
You're crazy and I'm crazy about you, yeah