It's the end of the night, I want to know you
Get the phone, call a cab and take you home, yeah
I think there's something you should know
I'll send my boys an order through Interflora
Tell you lies like, "I love you" and "I adore you"
I think there's something you should know

I'm a love cheat and you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire, love me, lady
I'm a liar

The curtain's closed and the night is fun
I think it's time for me to not be home alone
I think, I'll put the cat out and give the dog a bone
I hardly know you but I like your figure
Suppose I'll read about you in 'The Mirror'
I think there's something everybody should know

I'm a love cheat and you look so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire, love me, lady
I'm a liar

I'm a love cheat and you're looking so sweet
Can take you home where I live
Lay you by the fire, love me, lady
I'm a liar
You love me
You love me
You love me
You need me
I'm a liar
You want me
You need me
You want me
And I'm a liar