[Verse 1]
I'm a gigolo, I'm Joseph
I'm a satellite of song
I'm everybody that I know
I'm being known for being wrong

[Chorus]
If I'm not mistaken
This is my heart breaking
I'm the man who threw it all away
Destiny is calling
Telling me to be boring
And I don't care anyway
Gonna be nobody someday
Gonna be nobody someday

[Verse 2]
I'm a demon that you fear
I'm the joker, I'm the thief
I'm the lonesome cowboy riding
I'm the Indian chief

[Chorus]
Gotta watch my figure
Boy, if I get much bigger
They'll stick a pin in me
And I'll blow away
But I get richer
While they take my picture
Taking my soul away
Gonna be somebody someday
Gonna be nobody someday
[Verse 3]
I'm a moonlight serenade
I'm your bed when you are cold
I'm the captain of Titanic
I'm the passenger in the hole

[Chorus]
From the way I'm thinking
We'll both be sinking
I knew before we sailed away
(You could have steered clear though)
And hit the tip of my ego
It's all you saw anyway
Gonna be nobody someday
Gonna be somebody, la la
La la