[Intro]
One, two, three, four

[Verse 1]
When you were collecting for you sex appeal
He was in killing fields over you
You went and took away his self-respect
Put him out like a cigarette you blow

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Don't bother coming home
You said all you've got to say

[Chorus]
He can get with the girls again
'Cause he's a charming man
It's true
He can drink with the boys tonight
And have a fight alright
Then spew
You're history
You're history

[Verse 2]
Got your tits done and moved out the very next day
All you left was the bill to pay, what a front
Could she not see that you're a righteous man?
Bible in hand, Cupid stunned
[Pre-Chorus 2]
He used to want your love
Now he wants you to go away

[Chorus]
He can drink till he's comatosed
Yeah he rocks the most
Can't you see?
He's got diamonds in his eyes tonight
Could give you quite a fright
No sympathy
You're history
You're history

[Bridge]
Drop me the—

[Verse 3]
Don't bother coming home
You said all you've got to say

[Chorus]
He can get with the girls again
He's a charming man
It's true
He can drink with the boys all night
And have a fight alright
Then spew
He will drink till he's comatosed
Yeah he rocks the most
Can't you see?
He's got diamonds in his eyes tonight
Could give you quite a fright
Yes siree
You're history
You're history
You're history