[Verse 1: Brad Paisley & Robbie Williams]
At the first sign of morning light, old glory's in the sky
Across the pond, it's afternoon, and the Union Jack flies high
We're on our first cup of coffee
We're on our third cup of tea
And we can't pretend to live on different planets, you and me

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Robbie Williams]
In this collision of worlds
Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore
In this collision of worlds
Oh, you can't sit this out no more

[Verse 2: Brad Paisley & Robbie Williams & Larry The Cable Guy]
Abbey Road, Route 66
CIA to the MI6
Right lane, left lane, metric, imperial
Pounds, dollars, howdy, cheerio
That V8 growl to a V12 scream
Hail to the chief, well, God save the Queen!
Cops, bobbies, Tabasco, Wasabi
Pistachio ice cream!

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Robbie Williams]
In this collision of worlds
Well it's too late, you can't stop it now
In this collision of worlds
Yeah, find you a place and just watch it now, watch it now
{Instrumental Break}

[Bridge: Brad Paisley, Robbie Williams, both]
Yeah, you're a good old boy
Well, you're a decent bloke
I say it's irony
I say it's a joke
When I look around, now I can see
We ain't so different you and me

[Verse 3: Brad Paisley & Robbie Williams]
Meat and potatoes, bangers and mash
Dollars, pounds, dosh, cash
Autobahn, to the rising sun
The I10, to the M1
Congress, Parliament, President, The Queen
Petrol, you say gasoline
Now grab your bird, and get your girl
Now it's a small world! (Now it's a small...!)

[Chorus: Brad Paisley & Robbie Williams]
Collision of worlds
Watch the new day dawn on a distant shore
In this collision of worlds
No, you can't sit this out no more
It's a collision of worlds
It's too late and you can't stop it now
Collision of worlds
Find you a place and watch it now (Watch it now, watch it now)