[Verse 1]
Put my hand on the Bible
Do me for libel
It's suing season
And I am broke
Buy me some happy
Find me some passion
Will it ever happen?
Heaven knows

[Chorus]
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this spanner in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

[Verse 2]
Classy or flashy
At home with Lassie
They all walk past me
I wouldn't know
Make me a new man
Find me a new plan
I am a sports fan
A real bloke
[Chorus]
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote

[Bridge]
And when my ship comes in, she'll be on it
Eating a fresh kebab and I want it
And I want it now

[Chorus]
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
Who put this chainsaw in my spokes?
I can't change how it's wrote
Sometimes you've got to get the joke
It's the only thing that keeps this bloke afloat
You get the dagger out of the cloak
I can't change how it's wrote