[Verse 1: SOFT PLAY]
Soft play (what mate?) nah, I don't like this
Spineless shit
Not one bit
I thought you were it
Turns out you're just another couple of overly emotional pricks
Oi, get these liberal
Lefties typical
This shit isn't cool
I'm done with it all
Are there any real men left in Britain?
I'm starting to think that there isn't

[Chorus: SOFT PLAY]
I don't like change
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can't you just stay the same?
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit

[Verse 2: SOFT PLAY]
Soft play (what matе?) should've done your resеarch
I want my money back, boys, for the t-shirts
Should've run it by me first
Is your back sore?
I bet your knees hurt
Is this another publicity stunt?
Thought you were rowdy
Thought you were punks
What the fuck's with the new name anyway?
Soft play? More like soft cunts
[Chorus: SOFT PLAY]
I don't like change
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can't you just stay the same?
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit

[Bridge: Robbie Williams]
I love you but I disagree
This is bullshit
And I just wanted you to know
Snowflake, snowflake
Cherries on the woke cake
But I'll still see you at your show
I love you but I disagree
This is bullshit
And I just wanted you to know
Snowflake, snowflake
Cherries on the woke cake
But I'll still see you at your show

[Verse 3: SOFT PLAY]
Punk's dead
Punk's dead
Coz of you punk's dead
And to think I believed all that shit that you said
Johnny Rotten is turning in his bed
I was gonna say "grave" but the fucker ain't dead
[Chorus: SOFT PLAY]
I don't like change
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of these P.C. babies
Why can't you just stay the same?
Punk's dead, pushing up daisies
Come and get a load of this shit