[Verse 1: Roscoe Thunderpants (Weebl)]
I stole your keys 'cause you stole my heart
It seems like a fair trade to me
Now I will drive around in your car
It helps me to feel free
I drive over bridges and rivers
Being this far from you gives me shivers
I want to get away
But the flash on the fuel tank says I'm likely to stay

[Verse 2: Evangeline D'isco (Sarah Darling)]
I'm awake you're not there I get to wondering
Where have you got to while I was a-slumbering
Look around you're not there and all my keys are gone
Why would you take them when you know that it is wrong?

[Verse 3: Roscoe Thunderpants (Weebl)]
Some think that this must be Freudian
Leaving my wallet behind
There was the time that I left the bath running
And flooded the room down the stairs
This is just one of the many examples
I use to prove to myself I really don't care

[Verse 4: Evangeline D'isco (Sarah Darling)]
I'm awake you're not there I get to wondering
Where have you got to while I was a-slumbering
Look around you're not there and all my keys are gone
Why would you take them when you know that it is wrong?
But then I see your wallet next to your heart next to mine