Joe DiMaggio's done it again!
Joe DiMaggio's done it again!
Clackin' that bat, gone with the wind!
Joe DiMaggio's done it again!

Some folks thot big joe was done
Some just figured Joe was gone
Steps to the platter with a great big grin
Joe DiMaggio's done it again!

I'ma gonna tele ya jist th' way I feel
Man can't run without his heel
Watch that raggy-pill split the wind!
Joe DiMaggio's done it again!

All three fielders jumped their best
Tryin' ta climb that high board fence
They all growed whiskers on their chins
Joe DiMaggio's done it again!

Up along them clouds where the eagle roams
Joe cracked that ball to whine and moan
His buddies laugh as they trot on in
Joe DiMaggio's done it again!

Grandmaw's home by the radio
On the telleyevizzion awatchin' Joe
She jerks the beard off a grandpaw's chin
Joe DiMaggio's done it again!
The puppy dog barked at the posseye kat
How does it look from where you set?
Looks like a cyclone slidin' in
Joe DiMaggio's done it again!