Everybody's got a room in God's Hotel
Everybody's got a room in God's Hotel
You'll never see a sign on the door
Saying "No vacancies here anymore"
Everybody's got a room in God's Hotel

Everybody got wings in God's Hotel
Everybody got wings in God's Hotel
You'll never see a sign hanging on the door
Saying "At no time may both feet leave the floor"
Everybody got wings in God's Hotel

Everybody is blind in God's Hotel
Everybody is blind in God's Hotel
You'll never see a sign on the door
"No Jews, red skins, blacks, that means you, baw"
Everybody is blind in God's Hotel

Everybody is deaf in God's Hotel
Everybody's dumb in God's Hotel
You'll never see a sign on the wall saying
"Though shalt not blaspheme, curse, holler or bawl"
Everybody's deaf and dumb in God's Hotel

Everybody's deaf and dumb
Everybody's blind
Everybody got Heaven in God's Hotel
Everybody got Heaven in God's Hotel
You'll never see a sign on the bathroom wall saying
"Let Rosie get ya Heaven, dial 798-4444"
Everybody got Heaven in God's Hotel

Everybody got Heaven
Everybody got Heaven
Everybody got Heaven