Porches
Townie Blunt Guts
I am townie blunt guts
I'm your last couple of bucks

Get stoned, beauty kids
Walk home, beauty kids
Get stoned, beauty kids
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I like cooking
I like clothes
Baby, I'll suck snot from your nose

Get stoned, beauty kids
Walk home, beauty kids
Get stoned, beauty kids
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The Catholic girl's skirts make the boys hurt
But Adam never was much of a flirt

Walk her home, beauty kids
Walkin' home, beauty kids
Walked alone, beauty kids
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And I think I know where Eve lies
Somewhere inside of your thights
Lay down, beauty kids
Mess around, beauty kids
Stick it out, beauty kids
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