"It's the content of your blouse that makes me aroused"
He said and grabbed my arm
He's a dirty old man with a beer in his hand
He thinks he's got the charm

Old dirty man, dirty man, don't you have a real life?
Old dirty man, shouldn't you be home with your wife?

He stumble when he walks and he spits when he talks
He smells like cheap cologne
He's a married old man with the zipper always down
He should have stayed at home

Old dirty man, dirty man, don't you have a real life?
Old dirty man, shouldn't you be home with your wife?
Cause you're to old to be here, we're only eighteen years old
And what are you, like fiftyfive. So don't you even try

Old dirty man, dirty man, don't you have a real life?
Old dirty man, shouldn't you be home with your wife?
Cause you're to old to be here, we're only eighteen years old
And what are you, like fiftyfive. So don't you even try

And you're to old to be here, we're only eighteen years old
And what are you, like fiftyfive. So don't you even try
Dirty old man
Dirty old man
Dirty old man
Dirty old man