Me and my love on a lazy saturday
Eating oysters, candle light and a bottle of chardonnay
Cruise and a kiss
We're on our way to bed
When his phone began to ring
And its you again

Chorus:
I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else
The morning sun is shining bright
The postman rides his yellow bike
He finds you dead down in a ditch
So leave my man alone you bitch

Went to this party, me and my lovely man
Wearing my finest dress
And my mood was the best
We took a little dance with my hands inside his pants
You again interrupting:
"Can I take you from him?"
I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else

Chorus x2:
I'm not prepared to share my man with no one else
The morning sun is shining bright
The postman rides his yellow bike
He finds you dead down in a ditch
So leave my man alone you bitch