[Intro]

[Verse 1: David Schmitt]
The trees are all lit up
I got the eggnog and rum in my cup
I wish this Christmas will last forever
My snowman looks like Snooki
I made extra special cookies for you

[Pre-Chorus: David Schmitt]
Can you steer your sleigh all right?
Are you sure you're good to fly tonight?
'Cause I won't get shit next year if you die

[Chorus: David Schmitt]
So Rudolph you know, your nose, is as red as his eyes
We don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas
Let go, let go of the reigns as we fly
I don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas

[Post-Chorus: David Schmitt]
Angels in the snow
Time to go

[Verse 2: David Schmitt]
Now calling in for dinner
Wipe the snow off my nose
I wish this Christmas would last forever
When Santa comes in town
He gets a hug and a pound, from me

[Pre-Chorus: David Schmitt]
Can you steer your sleigh all right?
Are you sure you're good to fly tonight?
'Cause I won't get shit next year if you die

[Chorus: David Schmitt]
So Rudolph you know, your nose, is as red as his eyes
We don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas
Let go, let go of the reigns as we fly
I don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas

[Bridge: Kyle Even]
Presents!
Let's open this shit up!
[Outro: David Schmitt]
So Rudolph you know, your nose, is as red as his eyes
I don't want the kids to miss this
But that's what you get with the mile high Christmas